well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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