So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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