david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
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He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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