she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
COCAINE IS GR8
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
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