Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
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so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
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Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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