They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Randomize
