I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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