It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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