so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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