u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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