FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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