lets start a swedish sibling band together
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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