he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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