Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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