Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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