They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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