the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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