I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm bleeding and have questions
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
