it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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