It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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