Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
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We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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