I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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