but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Randomize
