The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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