Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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