so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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