What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
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I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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