You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
should my penis look like a turkey
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Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
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Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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