i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
And then my night got REAL pukey
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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