His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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