We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Randomize
