I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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