people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
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