im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
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im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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