To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
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Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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