i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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