I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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