Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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