why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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