Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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