is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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