Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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