he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
You did what with his pubic hair?
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