Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
