what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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