Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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