I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I am puke
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
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and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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