I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
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He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I think people are normalizing furries
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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