All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
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