Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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