thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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