I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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