So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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