I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
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He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
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The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
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