She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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