You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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